GrOog was born when a man with nothing left to lose made a wish in a pumpkin patch deep in the heart of Texas. As he committed the forbidden ritual, feet and hands sprouted from our intrepid antihero. GrOog does not seek validation. GrOog does not seek fame. GrOog does not crave your approval. Nay, you crave GrOog. You may try to resist his uncontrollable charm, but you are weak. GrOog is strong. ... more